It’s that’s time of year.
When you pick a name from a hat, and get a gift for someone you know basically nothing about.
The dreaded Secret Santa.
But have no fear! That little piece of paper you are clutching on to, tells you all you need to know about them in order to find that perfect gift!
This piece of paper in particular says she enjoys:
Awesome. Do you quilt? Do you make pajamas? Do you hem jeans for your height-impaired husband? Maybe you send horribly life-like, homemade stuffed cats to your nieces and nephews for every birthday and holiday?
Great. Glad we cleared up all that confusion.
2. Anything pumpkin scented.
Fantastic. Pumpkin scented maxi pads coming right up.
Oh..that just about sums it up.
Alas…I have no freaking clue what to get this person!
Well, lucky for her I was apparently in the mood to win World’s Creepiest Christmas Present of 2013.
Yep. I went there.
Decoupaged Christmas ornaments with pattern paper.
A star made out of a measuring tape.
Zipper christmas trees.
Button Wreath. A Classic.
Scissor Charms I found in the jewelry section.
Whoever uses these for jewelry needs to stop making jewelry.
Straight Pin Tree Topper.
After she receives my gift, she probably won’t like sewing anymore.
Merry Christmas, ya’ll.